So you are stubborn. You refuse to use the internet, buy a GPS or use one of those “fancy” electric razors. So why should you look up where you should go on the web, when someone is willing to send you a freebie directly to your UK address. That’s right get a free map/guide for UK visitors from National Trust. I mean how can you not trust this freebie, they even have the word trust in the name. Of course, one should be skeptical whenever a company tries so hard to gain the trust of its consumers it actulaly has the word in its name. Regardless, enjoy this UK freebie.

The UK freebie:
click here for the UK freebie.

Get a pretty cool sticker from this band called Clutch free from Swagbucks. You do have to register, but it will be worth it because we will tell you time to time when Swagbucks has another free deal. This is even better than the time we gave away Scott’s toenail clippings. Even better than the time we gave away free thongs. Okay so we don’t really give anything away, these are always offered by other companies and then we write about it. Why? Because everyone loves free stuff, whether it is doggy shampoo, tampons for that time of the month or anti Scott creme.

Actually the Clutch sticker is free, but you also get 3 points for signing up so you can get other stuff free. But, the Clutch sticker cost ZERO points. This means you get a free sticker and something else, like another sticker perhaps?

Clutch Sticker Free from Swagbucks
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What the heck does inimitable mean? I don’t know but  I do know that if you live in the UK then the fine folks at Chanel want you to try their Mascara Samples.  I never know when it is too much when i try mascara.  My girlfriend says I look like a clown… I was insulted. Okay I lied… I don’t have a girlfriend. What do you want from me anyways. Maybe its because I am a dude and I wear Mascara. But it was a free sample, what doyou want from me!

 
The Free UK Sample:
click here to check out the sample. Then take the coupon into any participating location in the UK.

People in the UK need to smile more.  What better way to start spreading smiles and kindness than by me being kind enough to tell you about a sticker sample that lets you pay it forward.  Anyone can do something nice, sticker or not, but still isn’t it nice to have a little sticker as recognition? It’s like those little stars your teacher put on your A graded paper.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

You could  give these to people who were kind to you, or just use them as a reminder to be kinder.

Generate Kindess Stickers
Get it free via this link

UK citizens can get something out of New York, the Maybelline Dream Satin Liquid, which sounds soo good I don’t see why anyone wouldn’y sign up for this, that is unless you are a guy and don’t care about looking all fem on a friday night.  Well guys, just a reminder, girls like makeup samples as far as I know… but what do I know, I always get the wrong gift.  I mean hedge clippers those are thoughtful right? 

Free Maybelline Dream Satin Liquid for UK
Sign up via this link

The first 100 participants each day  will get free samples of Jelly Belly Beans delivered to their house for free.  I’ve been lucky enough to get this sample before, which is a packet full of Jelly Beans, both the good ones and the wierd flavors like popcorn, ham, and probably even carrot flavored Jelly Belly Jelly Beans.  It is like having a whole meal in a tiny bag.

Get Jelly Belly Samples
First 100 to sign up randomly each day. Get it via this link

Sure everyone in the Uk likes to pay 1 pound and some pence for a song over at iTunes, especially since the songs over at iTunes have copy protection etc.  And sure, these 22 free song downloads could ruin your habit of 12.99 a cd, but live a little will you? Sure free seems like it has a catch for UK samplers, but no not everything free has a catch. Well alright this isn’t just any 22 free songs. It’s a selected 22, maybe the best ever produced songs you’ve never heard, (I’m hyping these up cause it’s free).

If you haven’t downloaded iTunes yet, you might as well, since every other Apple fanatic, and Starbucks coffee drinker has. You want to fit in right, and not be that kid in the corner who stares at your lunch do you?

22 Free Song Downloads on iTunes
You can get it via this link

You live in the UK and want some Smoking Papers? Well you came to the right place! Usually I’ll try to write something funny about smoking papers, probably how these papers are for smokers but they work great for incense, or just for pyro maniacs. But no, I’m not going to be funny today, I’m gonna be straight forward and say hey here’s the link.

Smoking Papers for UK
Sign up via this link

I didn’t know what a Trivet was till I looked down after drinking my tea. A trivet is like a coaster for drinking out of a glass that is filled with tea.  I’m sure you could use it for hot chocolate, baby bottles, and even glasses of beer. 

Ideas for this Trivet for non Tea drinkers:
–Regift it for your least favorite co-worker.
–Grind it up as compost
–Create some add looking confetti and throw it at your friend’s birthday
–Potpourri
–Throw it at people unable to compliment you for holding the door for them.

Whatever you do with these Trivet Samples for Tea is your please
Just sign up via this link

Any girls in the UK over the age of 16 can sign up for this tampon applicator, that most guys won’t even know what it’s used for. This coming from the guys who built a tampon machine gun out of tampon samples and a tube. 

In fact there is an entire site called TamponCrafts.com, so even if you don’t use your tampon samples, there are plenty of crafts available to use them.

Tampon Applicator Sample for UK Girls
Sign up via this link